they are literally their characters. xD
Eris is my kind of lady.
Portal Dubstep Remix
I believe this is “Cake is Gone” by Swatdojo
I’m going to kill you-
And all the cake is GoNE…ahHHHH THIS IS MY BROTHER’S SONG YES SWATDOJO AND IT IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE DOWNLOAD
i am genuinely worried for our future
When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
what the fuck
According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
Yup, we do.
Firstly, the gun should be behind the toast (on the left hand side, behind the plate(s)). Second, there should be a plate of pancakes/waffles/french-toast, or at least a second egg. And lastly, the breakfast gun is more commonly replaced with the breakfast military issue combat knife (it’s a better all around eating implement. And where’s the fork? We aren’t savages.
Hmm, looks like coco in the gun mug. Makes this a Thursday morning brunch, so nothing fancy enough to break out the nice breakfast combat knife. Likely also an example of the North Eastern practice of serving the french toast underneath mount bacon
Come on guys, I know you think us American’s are cultureless slobs but we do have some manners and decency
It’s the little things that make me appreciate my friends the most.
stephen king throwing shade like a fucking master
I hate when there are hot people at registers go model and stop looking at me buying toilet paper.
I thought it was gonna be cute but it just turned creepy
ARE THOSE HIS LEFTOVERS!?
Because they take things slow and they’re always well lubricated!
Anal Safety Snails this is so great
WHATEVER YOU THINK THIS FROG SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE WRONG.
my cat could definitely hear this frog through my headphones.
this fucking frog has no business making such a noise
I have seen this before and I am never unhappy to see it again this little fuck and his flapface is the most precious thing on earth look at this sandy golfball