So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist
Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.
His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.
imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)
whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post
A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”
I cry of laughter everytime I watch this.
what the fuclk did i just watch
the best goddamn adaptation ever
"Take a chair with you!"
"Who the fuck let him down the rabbit hole"
"Youre a homosexual!"
Frequently asked questions
is he gay
im honestly still not sure
where are the relatable posts at?
tfw you try and avoid grandma but she’s too fast. She’s so fucking fast. Why is grandma so fast?
i’m not even going to wait until october this year
the ghost jokes have begun
I AM FUCKING SCREAMING BECAUSE THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING EVER
You have your mother’s cheek bones
godDAMMIT NOW WE’RE SHIPPING CUTLERY
TUMBLR YOU NEED TO S T O P
I hope this post comes back to me when it has a short story attached.
The Utensils were a happy family, just like any other. Fork was a loving, caring father, who worked at a bank, and Spoon was his beautiful wife, who owned a small business that allowed her to spend a lot of time with their son, Spork. Every day, when Fork came home from work, he gently clinked against the rim of Spoon’s face and asked how her day had been. She would go on and on about how her Aunt Bowl was letting anyone fill her up these days, and telling him he would never guess who they got a phone call from today (it was his brother, Knife), and he would just lean back against the china cabinet, staring at his wife’s beautiful reflective surface, and know everything was right in the world.
One day, however, everything was suddenly not right in the world at all.
Fork woke up in the silverware drawer and instantly knew something was wrong. He looked over to where Spoon normally slept, confused when he saw nothing but empty space. Or, at least, he thought it was empty. It took him a minute to see the small note left there. Oh no. God, no, he thought.
He picked up the note with shaking prongs, and read amid tears:
I’m sorry to leave you like this, but I just couldn’t face seeing you. It’s too painful. I’m not strong enough to tell you this to your face, and I know that makes me a coward. I know that makes me a horrible utensil. But I can’t do this anymore.
Do you remember Cow’s party the other night? The night she was so drunk she swore she jumped over the moon? Well, I met someone that night. His name is Dish. And we’re running away together.
Please, don’t try and find us. Dish makes me happy. He doesn’t spend all day staring at me, looking at himself in my reflection.
Fork collapsed to the ground, wishing he could tell Spoon that the reason he loved staring at her reflective surface so much, was because of the way her surface magnified everything around her, making it seem so much greater and more beautiful than people could see themselves as normally. Her personality did the same thing. It’s what he loved most about her. And what he would miss most of all.
I CAN’T EVEN WITH THIS FUCKING SITE.
sweet jesus i’m crying over cutlery
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
I never considered minecraft to be art until my brother made this..
THAT’S FUCKING MINECRAFT? MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK NO OMG NO THIS CAN’T BE YOU GOT TO BE SHITTING ME.
THOSE ARE DEFINATLY MINECRAFT BLOCKS WTF
I TAKE TO DO A DOUBLE TAKE CAUSE I WAS SO FUCKING SURE THIS WAS A REAL PICTURE
Mae Martin is the best! :)
Please do not laminate your queers
do not laminate your queers
The title says it all ~
I can’t wait for the musical even more now!
It describes Supernatural so well, I don’t blame them for picking this song!
Sounds like a song for Dean or Castiel :D
I found it on Youtube and I wanted to share it with you guys :)
Enjoy this and please, thank me later~ ;D
so of course the title got my attention, so i started listening and i was nodding along thinking “okay this sounds creepy and dramatic this’ll be good in the episode” and then i fucking lost it
I CANT FREAKEN BREATH!
I wasn’t going to listen to this but Im so glad i did
this was not what i expected
my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil
things you don’t point out about people:
- body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
- fat rolls/curves
- how much/how little they’re eating
- how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
- How fat they are.
- If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
- If they sweat a lot
don’t do it