MOTHERFUCKERS WANT TO LEARN HOW TO CUT SHIT?
EVER WANTED TO LEARN HOW TO COOK FROM A WORLD-RENOWNED CHEF WHO RIVALS GORDON RAMSEY?
BUTTER MY BUTT AND CALL ME A BISCUIT, HERE IS YOUR MAN~
THIS BADASS TEACHES YOU THE BASICS - HOW TO NOT SUCK AT COOKING, HOW TO SEASON THINGS, AND GENERALLY HOW TO BE SOMEONE WHO COULD KICK THE ASS OF ANYTHING THAT NEEDS TO BE STABBED INTO SUBMISSION.
ROCK ON MY FRIENDS.
ROCK ON INTO THE ENDLESS NIGHT.
TO PUT A CHERRY ON TOP, HE ALSO TEACHES YOU HOW TO MAKE CHICKEN NUGGETS FASTER AND CHEAPER THAN STORE-BOUGHT FROZEN NUGGETS.
those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
it’s an ace case
pan with a plan
gay? No way
The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-
It goes from everything from
and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…
And then one time when the show got canceled…
and then when it came back..
you’re missing my favorite one though
I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.
let’s settle the debate on demons eating salty food
Julia had to eat three handfuls of rock salt to expel her demon (5.06 I Believe the Children Are Our Future)
a pinch of salt in a pie crust isn’t going to hurt Dean
are we not going to mention the fact that dean is a knight of hell and exorcisms didn’t even effect abbadon. the demon possessing julia was probably a lesser demon. i don’t think he’ll even notice the salt in pie much less be unable to eat it
honestly, I don’t think he’ll be able to smoke out at all. He’s not possessing a meat suit. His soul never left his body. And it seems to me that a demon powered by the mark of Cain would be bound to the body that bears the mark.
I’m sure some of the demon rules still apply. holy water probably hurts him and he wont be able to cross salt lines, but if you break a salt line a demon can pass over it. Salt in food is not an unbroken line. It’s a sprinkling on top or mixed in with other things. That’s why Ruby could eat fries and Crowley could eat pizza. Salt only works if it’s pure and unbroken
Supernatural: where we don’t mind demons but instead help them figure out they can eat pie
Fixing one demon’s appetite at a time.
things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:
- lacy lingerie
- leather jackets
- red lipstick
Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself.
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.
Tragic love story: two boys fall in love and can’t be together because they both wanna bottom
"You fuck me.”
"Nooooo, you fuck me.”
“NO, I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME.”
"I’M MORE OF A BOTTOM THAN YOU ARE."
"THAT’S NOT TRUE."
"I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE, WE’RE THROUGH."
wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense