i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows
i thought i had seen it all
The internet is like a vast ocean and stuff like this is buried treasure
The last thing I’m going to post/reblog about this issue.
If only more people on tumblr actually believed this. Some of them do, but they don’t act like it.
this is important
my standards for boys:
- long dark hair
- metal arm
- tragic back story
- 90 years old
- master assassin
- guilt complex
- the winter solider
- be bucky barnes
I like to pretend that I am a wilderness survival guide and all of my followers are people I’m trying to keep alive stranded in the wild and every time I loose a follower they were eaten by bears.
"follow me if you want to live"
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT
I had an idea that the Astral Beast Finn summoned in ‘Still’ would reappear and comfort him while he was recovering from the Crystal Citadel incident. And conveniently enough, butterflies drink nectar from flowers, so the relationship is mutually beneficial.
Transparent potato in 3D Maneuver Gear cos every blog needs it.
homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes
That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??
Of course they know.
"I found him.
I found my soulmate.
Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”
you don’t know how much i laugh at this every time i see itthis hits my dash about three times a week and i laugh every time.
The saga continues